The Big Table of Kinks

16 Jun, 2026

So about an hour ago I idly thought to myself: "is this character a dom or a sub?"

Then that thought became "well, BDSM is more complex than that, plus not everyone falls into that spectrum - in fact most people are fine with either and these dynamics [etc, you get the gist]". The natural conclusion was me looking for a random table of fetishes, mostly as a joke, finding this shit and going "Pornography?? Car sex??? Did the Mormon church commission this???"

Naturally, I had to make my own. Welcome to the horrorshow (said affectionately, this IS a serious table).

The Table

Before the list, I would like to make it clear that I pass no judgement on what gets people off - however, there are things in the table which will be strictly off-the-table "I don't even want to think about this" for most people. Not in a fun, goofball way, but rather in a "might actually be triggering", so be very mindful of that. Then again, it's a list of sexual perversions, you know what you're getting into.

With that out of the way, first roll 1d100 on this table:

If the person has a fetish, it will be 1d4+1 of them. Roll 1d1831 on the men's table or 1d1997 on the women's table (use a dice roller, idk).¹

Note that these are the more taboo, actual fantasies. There are little to no body parts here because "someone has a preference for thighs and lips" is just not interesting information, though I have included a few of them that might be a bit more taboo - such as feet.

I have also removed stuff that is too modern, like inflatable toys or heroin, as I made this primarily for pre-modern games.

#gameable content